Thursday 10 September 2009

To Err is Human, to Forgive is Divine....I don't want to be God...behave and I will be Fine!!!

How many times can we forgive? How patient can one be?

I know God is All-forgiving and merciful, but pleasesssssss that is His full time job. He alone can do it. Why should this be an attribute of us humans? Haven't we got enough to deal with?

They keep annoying you, hurting you and you keep forgiving them. Why???????????????//

IT'S NOT FAIR

I am not angry on any one so don't start asking me...what happened? or who did what? It's just a thought...as usual. I don't simply like that fact that no matter how many times you are ready to forgive, they do not appreciate it. Yes, I am talking about all those lovely people in our lives who we care for beyond boundaries. And they are the same annoying people who simple don't see anything wrong in their behaviour. Like they are waiting for angel Gabriel to come down in person and say, "My child, thee wrongfully live in falsehood and cause thee pain to those loved ones" something on those lines (don't try correct me, trust me I DINNA CARE)

The point is, they know you are not liking what he/she is doing but for some reason they get a crazy idea in their head that it must be right cause we are suffering. How come? Did I say that I am enjoying the way you are behaving. More baby more!!! (ahummm not that) Did I without my knowledge indicate to you, that it gives me immense pleasure when you argue with me, or stop listening when you are suppose to pay maximum attention. The best one - just shut up...I mean when you are suppose to talk you keep shut..like we have a degree in sign language or are bloody Darren in disguise and secretly know what you thinking. NO NO NO.

We are just humans same like you. If you are one of those annoying people reading this then understand, we belong to the same race. And if you know someone who annoys you without reason (I am sure we all know at least one of them and you all know who I am referring to)then get them to read this message. WE ARE ONLY HUMAN BEINGS LIKE YOU LEAVE US TO LIVE IN PEACE!

I thought we decide on spending our time, our future, our lives with someone that knows and understands us better than anyone else. Then how come it is the same people who completely contradict our beliefs? You meet them, get to know them, they get to know us, we come to a common understanding, we know our boundaries, we know each other's likes dislikes, and agree to give each other space, comfort in pain, and support in every decision we take. Then when the blooming duck did they T&C's of the contract change?

I made a conscientious agreement to this relation and promised to living happily ever after (t&c apply please look for large prints in detail). Then when did I become just a sleeping partner (in business terms only... you naughty little creeps) and you got over riding stake in OUR little private ltd? I clearly said I don't entertain childish behaviour and you went crazy, shopping for things already in your wardrobe. WE agreed spending quality time and you make me wait half hour outside the cinema (wasting chunk of my quality time I could have spent with my very important self..then you call me selfish). WE agreed that no more arguing then why do you have to start talking about how I waste money and have no saving? (dats my fav lol). WE agreed that we wash the whites separate and darks separate, then why do you have to watch what katie done to peter when I am watching SKY SPORTS NEWS? WE agreed that we will be the first to apologise when there is squabble, then how come Jane knows about it before I heard the SORRY come outta your lips? Don't leave the dirty clothes on the floor put in the basket, no you will make a designer carpet feature out of them. Don't give me silent treatment, no better you walk away by yourself. Don't forget to pay the bill, oh something important came, you had go play footie with your boys.

A:Talk to me B:I am listening hun(cont to check bank statement)-pause- A:repeat what I just said B:REPEATS EXACTLY A:I knew were never listening B: I can never win.

DON'T ANNOY ME, OH YES I WILL!!!

Focus on the WE's and Don'ts ladies and gents in the above para..do they stand for nothing. Then you say I don't have feelings, I can't understand, Women are from Venus, and Men are from Amsterdam??? I am ready to forget and start all over again, but I WARN you now, do it once again and I will compose your obituary with my Parker pen.

BLESS ALL YOU CRAZY CREATURES! MAY YOU SUFFER ON SELF MADE HELL! (Devil laughter --he he ha ha ha)

6 comments:

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  2. Well let me put it in bullet points
    - first of all whatever you wrote does not seem to be for general "annoying" public , wonder who the target is...???? confusing...
    -secondly you talk about people who annoy you and make your life miserable and blah la la...in the later part you defy your statements by saying "focus on WE's", seriously i dont see any we's, all i see is just me me and more me...
    -conclusion, for all crazy people out there:
    Our life would be more easier if we could just take a deep breath relax n stop thinking that we are always right....START LISTENING & UNDERSTANDING more.
    ....no hard feelings....

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  3. Amsterdam? I'm from Forest Gate! Venus? What sort of madness is this?

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  4. mobs you need to read it once again and breathe coz you are reacting outta guilt..do not assume things....there are we's in there coz wen you are in a relationship you cannot co -exists without ground rules...and they come only wen 2 ppl agree to common grounds...and then one simple chucks those rules outta the door...if you are reacting then u are my target audience..if u were laughing after reading then you can see the underlying truth in it and still enjoy the piece...and u know if it was always me me and more u wudnt be a part of my life either...it wud long gone forgotten relation...but u still exist...so thank your stars that it wasnt all about me...OUR lives would be more easier if the ppl not listening and understanding wud start doing so...u will know when ur married mobs...wait for ur turn and hold your peace till then.....

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  5. Sam, there is a book which states how men and different from women and is called men are from mars and women from venus...it highlights diffirences and simlarities nad mind sets...but I thought it would be in context how we react differently...and trust me my forest gate brown man wait till u find ur special one and see how life takes the roll-a-coaster ride...its fun filled with fear and madness on top of the side effects

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  6. and i want complete rights of freedom of speech

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